Nov 06 2009
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SERIOUSLY?
- Client: Can I get another beer?
- Me: No, we're closing up the bar.
- Client: really? I can't have just one
- Me: No. This is a business not a bar.
- Client: What?!? Even bars serve until 2AM.
- Me: Just like I said, this is a business not a bar.
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I wish I had $5 right now. I want food.
(via sevenminutesinheather:ache)
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Keepin’ it real
(via planettampon)
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“ But you’re a good quiet. I’m a bad quiet. I’m worried that when people look at me and they see how quiet I am they say, ‘DOWNS SYNDROME’. That is my biggest fear, that someone things I’m mentally retarded. I’m also afraid people think I’m a lesbian… Not that that’s bad. Being a lesbian or retarded. It’s just not what I want to be. Or who I am. I know we’re all laughing, but I’m serious.
— I told my secret fearz last night and got laughed at. (via whydoihaveablog)
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SADDAM
(via planettampon)
Nov 05 2009
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Jesusplaza...
…isn’t the only one who dreams about his tumblr friends. I had a dream about neverforgets and my stepdad and brother. we were trapped in a deadly mall and scooter was wearing warren’s halloween costume, (that picture of your trouser bulge obviously had a lasting effect Scooter!) The most interesting thing is I don’t have a stepdad or a brother!
My bulge says “you’re welcome”
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Sandra and Andrew ALWAYS pull it out for Halloween. I missed them as Beetlejuice and Lydia this year. I’ll never miss another Halloween with them again. Promise.
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I started my Christmas list today!!!
