Never Forgets.

Dec 03 2009
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extrafirmhold:

HOT CHIP - ‘ONE LIFE STAND’ “My dick quivers in anticipation for the new album” - planettampon. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT! I was really skeptical about some of their nu-material. But who was I kidding? This is bank.

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via collect3d
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(via rising)

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Porn is like McDonalds.
— Sasha Grey. (via nicoleok)
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I'm looking for an internet boyfriend

He’ll need to be over 18.  Have the same ethics as Rihanna.  Quote Strangers with Candy on the regular.  And like to be verbally/emotionally abused via e-mail.

Update: Also listen to Tiga and have (good) tattoo’s.

Who wants to sign up ?

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The most important thing I have ever reblogged.  FLAPJACK GIVES THE BEST FACE!!
(thatguychad:dannikins:bbblue:tiresome:fantasticbyaccident:thethinkingtank)

The most important thing I have ever reblogged.  FLAPJACK GIVES THE BEST FACE!!

(thatguychad:dannikins:bbblue:tiresome:fantasticbyaccident:thethinkingtank)

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fagette:

you go into the light, and when you get there there’s this puppy. a golden retriever. he comes over and gives you puppy kisses on the face. then “boom!” he explodes in a ball of sparkles. then “woosh” the sparkles all come as a piece of cake. any kind of cake you want!

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Dec 02 2009
WOW? FOR REAL HEIDI MONTAG? Those tits are a FAIL.

WOW? FOR REAL HEIDI MONTAG? Those tits are a FAIL.

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